the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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