Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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