I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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go home
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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