Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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