You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
