i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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