they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
This is my gift to your gina
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
