I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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