There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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