wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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