I want to make a zoo with you.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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