Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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