I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
