I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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