If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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