Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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