I cockslap morals
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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