You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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