I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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