I wish i was in the wii world.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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