what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Your cock deserves a montage
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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