you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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