Just mADE A PArabola og urine
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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