yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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