Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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