I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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