This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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