420 ftw
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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