out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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