the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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