I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's blow job season.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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