Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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