why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
