Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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