I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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