But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
