The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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