I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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