i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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