woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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