don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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