i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
All the doctor said was why
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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