Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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