She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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