Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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