the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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