Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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