have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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