apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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