she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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